Apparently Jean-Baptiste Oudry’s dogs only ever wanted to do one thing, so he painted Le Serail du Doguin to express his frustration.

Apparently Jean-Baptiste Oudry’s dogs only ever wanted to do one thing, so he painted Le Serail du Doguin to express his frustration.


When Théodore Chassériau didn’t let these Two Sisters wear pink for their Wednesday portrait, this is what they had to say.

When Théodore Chassériau didn’t let these Two Sisters wear pink for their Wednesday portrait, this is what they had to say.


When Saint Francis of Assisi fell during a trust fall, all Caravaggio could do was say this.

When Saint Francis of Assisi fell during a trust fall, all Caravaggio could do was say this.


When Gaspare Landi was painting the Head of Ariadne, he totes caught her mid-eye roll.

When Gaspare Landi was painting the Head of Ariadne, he totes caught her mid-eye roll.


Frida Kahlo’s self portrait with Thorn Necklace and Hummingbird shows how she loved to play with all the little birdies and the little monkeys.

Frida Kahlo’s self portrait with Thorn Necklace and Hummingbird shows how she loved to play with all the little birdies and the little monkeys.


It looks like Sassoferrato’s Virgin Mary is still having a really hard getting over her break up with Joseph after he found out she was hooking up with God in the projection room on Thursdays.

It looks like Sassoferrato’s Virgin Mary is still having a really hard getting over her break up with Joseph after he found out she was hooking up with God in the projection room on Thursdays.


William Adolphe Bouguereau’s  The Youth of Bacchus really depicts what it feels like to be popular.

William Adolphe Bouguereau’s The Youth of Bacchus really depicts what it feels like to be popular.


The truth behind Picasso’s Les Desmoiselles D’Avignon revealed!

The truth behind Picasso’s Les Desmoiselles D’Avignon revealed!



In Wilhelm Kray’s ‘Winter’ we don’t care who Janis would be, because lesbihonest they’re totes getting it on.

In Wilhelm Kray’s ‘Winter’ we don’t care who Janis would be, because lesbihonest they’re totes getting it on.


These two betches with their fabulous updos got ‘The Amusing Letter’ right out of Karl Gampenrieder’s burn book.

These two betches with their fabulous updos got ‘The Amusing Letter’ right out of Karl Gampenrieder’s burn book.


Alexandre Cabanel’s ‘Phedre’ really hates it when you look at her. Like really hates it.

Alexandre Cabanel’s ‘Phedre’ really hates it when you look at her. Like really hates it.


When Oedipus met the Sphinx in Jean Auguste Dominique Ingres’ painting his compliment was totally bullshit, just like John Stamos

When Oedipus met the Sphinx in Jean Auguste Dominique Ingres’ painting his compliment was totally bullshit, just like John Stamos


This bitch in Edmund Leighton’s ‘Stitching the Standard’, does not and will not carry your size you fat whore.

This bitch in Edmund Leighton’s ‘Stitching the Standard’, does not and will not carry your size you fat whore.


This submission from Evie Lyras shows us that Jean Ingres’ Grande Odalisque and Regina have the same problem. We’re wondering if she cuts the nipples out of her tank tops too?

This submission from Evie Lyras shows us that Jean Ingres’ Grande Odalisque and Regina have the same problem. We’re wondering if she cuts the nipples out of her tank tops too?